Holy Crap...

TV: Coming of Age Among the Elephants (National Geographic Channel)

No, seriously, holy crap. My house totally needs a good cleaning. I haven't gotten off my lazy but all week. The kitchen is abominable (good things I haven't cooked anything, yeah?), the laundry is on the living room floor, my bedroom carpet has completely diappeared,a nd I don't even want to think about the bathrooms. Anyone want to come over and clean my house? For free? I didn't think so. But that's cool, no one really wants to clean. Except maybe my mother-in-law. Now that is one ambitious lady. Not ambitious politically, or monetarily or anything. Cleaning ambitious. And I have no desire to be like that. Nah, I'd raher have someone else do the cleaning. See if you haven't figured it out yet, I am kind of lazy. I would much rather read (just finished The Witch of Cologne by Tabsha Learner, pretty good. Too much sex though, made it a little too porn-y.) or watch TV, play scrabble, play Sims 2, sleep, really anything. Except maybe drive. I really don't like driving. Anyways. I think I need to get a move on. Not that I really want to or anything.